Pot Noodle

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.

Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.

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noodle asian

People from parts of east Asia such as Thailand, Singapore, China, Malaysia etc.

Tom is a noodle Asian

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nifty noodles

When a girl's nipples stick out from other her shirt. Usually due to the cold weather.

Person: Aww, man, did you see Sally? She had some major nifty noodles goin' on!

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noodle penis

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

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wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

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fuck noodle

It is a penis. You fuck with it.

you're a fuck noodle.

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Noodle Arm

A nickname for New York Giants' quarterback stemming from his poor form and tendency to throw interceptions.

Did you watch the Giant game this Sunday? Yea did you see those picks noodle arm threw?

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