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Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024


Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.

Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.

by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019


pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

by yesiwannadie December 29, 2022


Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022


pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022

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Pet Peeve

Chika

My pet peeve is chika

by ProSkier509 June 13, 2024


The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET
2. The Pet Goat E.T.T.
3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T
4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T
5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E
6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D
7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D
8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S
9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND
10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ?
11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O
12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out)
14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S
15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T
16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T
17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING
18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E
19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E
20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R
21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D
22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R
23. More to Come E O E

The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html

by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022