phone check

Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.

Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."

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Phone Junkie

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.

Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!

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phone addict

often teenage and 20 something girls but can also be males, phone addicts are those people at a party or gathering they should be enjoying themselves at but instead are obsessed with their phone missing out on life, often placing themselves in a near impenetrable bubble. These addicts require the help of a friend, preferably a friend without a phone in their hand, who can teach them how to enjoy life.

"hello?.....hello?....pshh. phone addict.."

"oh haha what was that?"

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Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

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The Phone Booth

The area in which The Generic 5 meet daily.

"Yo you gunna be at The Phone Booth today?"

"You know it!"

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phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

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Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

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