pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

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hurl pocket

puke pocket in stomach

He felt a hurl pocket in his stomach before he vomitted.

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Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

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Honey Pocket

A really awesome band from Cleveland, OH

Wow I saw Honey Pocket perform last night they were so good. Their name definitely doesn’t mean vagina!

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pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.

Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!

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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)

Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.

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pocket juice

that nut you bust in school cause you played with yourself through your pocket

hey did you see John? He was playing with himself and I can see his pocket juice stain.

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