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Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017


gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 3, 2022


Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria March 5, 2016


Orange salad

When you take an orange slice(or a slice of any fruit of your choice) and insert it into her anus while penetrating vaginally. After you pull out and come on the orange slice protruding out from her anus, you feed it to her.

I gave Becky an orange salad and now she has a taste aversion to oranges.

by Pally pal the bear October 19, 2012


Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 16, 2020


Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.

Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!

by bogbaka April 28, 2021


handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez November 19, 2015