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Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.
Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.
When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
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To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit
Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.
The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.
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A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.
guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.
guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.