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Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.
Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see
Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom
When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”
The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock
Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise