My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!
What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.
Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?
The opposite of a sugar daddy.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.
A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.
You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.
A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.
"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.
Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person
Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?