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car tart

A fruit tart in a car shape.

My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!

by Branchit July 01, 2022


tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025


pop tart booty

naimah booty

naimah got a pop tart booty

by spidermanthegoat December 27, 2023


Tart-Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy.

An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.

I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.

by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023


Tart burger

A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.

You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.

by N8398L December 08, 2024


Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016


Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018