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To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.
"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."
An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
1. Have you seen Roland's new woman? He sure does love those BDMT's!
2. BDMT's?
1. Big Dirty Milf Tits!
2. Aight.
When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.
Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.
Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss
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The opposite of a sugar daddy.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.
A challenge to be undertaken by human males where the participant tries to masturbate to orgasm eight times in a normal day.
Q. You in the office today Pixley?
A. No man. Working from home; trying to Break The Eight.
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