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A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
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a bar in which most of the patrons look dejected or unenthusiastic; reeks of cigarette smoke; any upholstered furniture feels damp even though it isn't; usually has good drink prices to make up for the sadness. In Europe it may be known as a sad pub.
Mary Claire: Do you wanna go out and get a drink?
Laura: No, I don't have any money and I look like shit. I'll go to a sad bar though!
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when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.
dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.
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“I pulled up on shorty, she was like “you ugly”, after that I gave her ass 100 bars”.
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When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...
The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.
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zanex... a medication used for people with multiple personality disorder however people who do not have this disorder and take them will experience a feeling of severe drunkedness, memory loss, and sleep
damn i took those 4-bars last night and now i have no fuckin idea what happened
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a xanex bar a presctiption pill for pain but also sold on tha street. Makes u feel real good.
so my nigga we gon ride them handle bars and sip on that lean
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