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A chav who is now in high school but has not outgrown his chav tendencies.
"Look at that Post Chav, still hanging out at McDonalds!"
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Someone who just doesn’t get on with their self inflicted, otherwise shitty life within their own patch or ghetto and who keeps cropping up as an indecent and ironic cameo in polite circles.
They gain access to the well ordered and pleasant lanes of middle England by sliding in as mock Middle Englanders. Once ensconced they then un-pack themselves like a virus
and degrade and erode everyone's life, causing havoc as they un-pick the fabric of communities, clubs and charities that do not have tight enough integrity in place. Power Chavs have one minor good use and that is they unwittingly subject the real Middle Englanders to a purity test,
depressingly some fail as they espouse the Power Chavs new, “No nonsense, modern and refreshingly convenient” lifestyle including the interesting, at first, patoir. All Power Chavs have a loud voice, are quite verbose and uncannily know certain parts of the law inside out.
That x really is a Power Chav, have you noticed? They have talked their way onto the committee, changed everything, thrown out all the old time honoured traditions, frightened away the usual volunteers and now resigned in an undignified public outburst leaving the place in a state of total collapse.
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a homosexual dressed like a chav. Such people seem better socialised and are much less violent. They sadly do use chav words such as bling & innit, but in smaller proportions.
go to any gay pride event and look for a chav. this will be a gay chav.
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quite simple...a cross between a pleb...and a chav
a pleb=someone with a very small brain..
a chav=someone with a very small penis, a shit car with lots of neons, clip on exhaust, fake chrome spinning hubcaps, ugly pregnant girlfriend(how they manage do this i dont know), walk around with a "manly" strut thinking their "it", and ofcourse wear fake burberry n very shitty tracksuits n jewelry..
chav
pleb
fucking wanker
"You F**king pleb chav i'll shuv u in a bin!!"
chav-"come on then you startin?"
normal person-"yeh come on then"
chav-"oh shit"...*runs to get more chavs*
*20 mins later-6 other chavs arrive*
chav-"yeh you startin kidda?!"
normal person-"wot a fuckin pleb..."
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Our Father, Who Art in Prison
Mother Knows Not His Name
Thy Chavdom Come, Thy Shoplifting Be Done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland
Give Us This Day Our Welfare Bread
And Forgive Us Our ASBOS as we Happy Slap
Those Who Gave Evidence Against Us
And Lead Us Not Into Employment
But Deliver Us Free Housing
For Thine is the Chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For Ever and Ever
Innit
1 - Do you know the Chav Prayer?
2 - Is that the one about being an arse?
1 - Yeah, that's the one!
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chav "clothes" consist of shity tracksuits and often fake burberry skarves and "bling", often the tracksuits are fake as well, ok there one big fake fuck, and what makes it worse is that they acctually like living in poverty and wearing shity fake clothes. there generally all mouth and think there rocky, but they aint they just think they are because there in big groups of "mates". generally found around macdonalds, this species remain to loiter our streets, and make england into the fuck hole it is now because of them
i walked into town, and 3 in 4 people are chavs, wearing nothing but fake trackies and "bling" chav clothes, are so argh anoying..
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the female version of a chav
that chick is drinking carling from a can...fuking chav whore
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