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Being part of a famous group but no one knows your name and you don't get any fame at all. This phenomenon is usually found at bassists.
"Who the fuck is Larry Van Kriedt?!" "He is doing the Jeff Matika at AC/DC!"
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Your wrong jeff... cali is taller than you.
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Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*
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Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.
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Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!
Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then
You are weird.
Shut the fuck up.
South jeff middle school is hell
A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
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