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paul cook

Cute punk drummer for 70's punk band the Sex Pistols. Also known as "Cookie". Best friends with Steve Jones the guitar player.

Rotten: I don't know the words, haha! Shout out how it starts!
Paul: Roadrunner, roadrunner!...
Rotten: ....going faster miles an hour...

by Mrs Rotten June 1, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake paul

A Retard Who ruined the Internet and Children

Jake Paul is the definition of cringe

by IRemix February 3, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul the rapist

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.

Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Paul

When one is acting as if they were little underbred children, setting random things on fire, being rude to others, and harassing the neighborhood while not feeling any sort of guilt for their actions.
They also don't accept the fact that they could be wrong in any way; acting all intelligent while actually being retarded.

Yo, are you doing the Jake Paul again?

by The Jake Paul August 4, 2017

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake Paul

see dick

Jake Paul dick

by YaBoyCheesecake March 21, 2018

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul McCartney

Either the first Beatle to die or the last one alive, depending on your opinion.

Guy #1: Paul is dead.
Guy #2: Are you kidding? Paul McCartney is the only Beatle left alive!
Guy #1: What about Ringo?
Guy #2: Yeah... Ringo...

by Paulisdead August 26, 2009

80๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Logan Paul

The Obnoctious arrogant Asshole from Ohio, who thought it was a good idea to film the dead body of a suicide victim in the Japanese suicide forest to show all the 10 year olds that watch his videos.

Pearson 1: Logan Paul is a Obnoctious arrogant asshole.

Pearson 2: I was just thinking the same thing!

by ThatOneRandomInternetTroll January 7, 2018

31๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž