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Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

by Gabby March 8, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bat-wang

When ur nuts are sticky, they stick to each side of your legs and when u spread ur legs it creates a fan behind ur wang, kinda of like a bat.... therefore, bat-wang.

i played basketball so long i got a bat-wang.

by Jack Me'off June 1, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bat wings

Large, very large, monsterous pussy lips.

"She was hot, but when I went south of the border, I found the monster bat wings waitin' for me.

by Thor9 September 8, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


fruit bat

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.

1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.

by bpepps March 28, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.

1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.

by jacob December 22, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž