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A Chad Ex Machina is usually the protagonist of a narrative and is exactly what it sounds like A character whom is a chad that cannot die no matter the situation and defies all logic.
WOW! The man character of this movie has been shot at and has fought giant alien bastards twice his size yet he hasn't a scratch on him He is such a Chad Ex Machina.
The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"
D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!
your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”
“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”
A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.
I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.
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A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.
I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.
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December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.
Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day
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