The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.
Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.
Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.
Pretty dope person that doesn’t think piss , cum and blood mixed together is cool.
That person over there is such a jelly jam.
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.
Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.
I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!
An individual who constantly tells others to do a flip and yet refuses to do one himself.
Jam-es, do a flip.
When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.
1. A dunk performed by some honkey.
2. A party with lots of blow
Ol' Space Ghost McRoberts loves to go coast to coast and deliver a blizzard of snow jams
That coke head Rick throws the best snow jams