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joke poach

when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny

tom hansen joke poaches all the time

by itslunchtime687 July 24, 2009

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


GI Joke

A singular person with no hopes of ever having a life, Also one who probably wishes he was a member of the military.

GI Joke is a loser.

Wow that sack of shit reminds me of GI Joke.

by 777 July 25, 2003

14πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Tasneem-joke

A joke told with the intent to be interesting, but eventually confuses the audience. Usually the person telling the joke or story is either a confused girl or a person that is stoned.

"Yesterday this guy told me a tasneem-joke, i ended up crying because it made me confused."

by jadamster from the ISS March 11, 2010

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Got Jokes

This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.

Example 1---

person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"

person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."

person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"

person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"

person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."

person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"

person 1: ". . . . ."

person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."

person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"

person 2: "l.o.l."

Example 2---

***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..

SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.

SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz

Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?

well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!

***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.

let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.

.....

Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!

SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.

***Repub4Lif has exited the room***

SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!

by ***Rock|Rock*** (a.k.a. "Mayor McShiv") June 2, 2006

59πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


dark jokes

”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”

”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”

Sincerely,
β€”Jared from subwayβ€”

”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,

She’d only have Β£/$0.77 in dark jokes.”

by The guy from sub-way June 10, 2020

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

by Yesserski July 21, 2020

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


broke as a joke

Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.

"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"

by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž