Tatra Tea

A slovak strong liquor known to cause teleportation and time-skipping capabilities on unsuspecting foreigners, usually followed by confusion, strong headache and nausea. So far no scientist was capable of harnessing its power to teleport to a specific point in space and time.

I told that British guy that the bottle of Tatra Tea is 144 proof but it was no point. He vanished into thin air and was next seen 2 days later, somewhere around the hotel lobby confused and begging for water.

tea-rangle

To tea-rangle is to teabag with such force to break the sound barrier and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible and ultimately killing or giving really bad injuries to your opponent and leaving no evidence.
But you need to eat alot before trying this but do not try this at home.

Tea-rangle, him, no way!

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.

Lewis McKenna is a Tea Charmer

warm tea

another term for semen

Ohh, I sure could use a second serving of some of your warm tea

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

Booba tea

It's just like milky boba tea, except you replace the milk with breast milk

Person 1: Hey, do you want to get some booba tea?
Person 2: No, what the fuck?!