shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

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rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

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lokis wife

lokis wife is jewel burris

“jewel is here!”

“who’s jewel?”

“lokis wife dumbass”

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hanako_kuns...wife

She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄

hanako_kuns...wife

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cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

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Journeyman's Wife

Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see

Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe

Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me

How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly

Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy

You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave

Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free

Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully

I'm proud to be a journeyman's wife, at least crazy is never boring.

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wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life

John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe

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