skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

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Willy Dude

Man who likes to go around with his penis hanging out.

If you spot one you must shout "Willy Dude", "Willy Dude" repeatly at him.

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willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

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Willy Tears

Describing the male ejaculation.

'I got Willy tears all over my bed'

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Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

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willy slice

a fluffy poodle goofy glasses guy who plays a trumpet and follows people home with no mates

willy slice : wanna slice of my willy

duck and pig : ahhhhhh no

pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril

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Weed Willy

When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.

Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.

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