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Don't piss Lex off...unless you enjoy granny's peach tea
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When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.
Syd: Are You Ok Nick?
Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.
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A rum cocktail originating in the 905 (Toronto, ON) containing 2 parts captain morgan's dark and 2 parts peach juice
Bro, I think i knocked back one too many Pirate's Peach Delight last night at that upper 905 jam. I was mangled.
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(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.
Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.
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When someone has a perfectly shaped ass, like a peach
"Panda has such a perfect ass, shaped like a peach, the photo of it should be in the dictionary of a 'Perfect Peach Ass'
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When the male shrinks down and enters the females vagina and goes on an adventure
Time to go James and the giant peach her
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