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How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.
{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.
The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.
You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.
When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence
Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist
There are two examples of this saying.
1. getting your wig pushed back
2. Getting SUPER turnt REAL FAST
1. Imma Lemon twist your flattop
2. Man get ready to Lemon twist your flattop tonight at this party.
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Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.
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To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!
2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
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Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.
wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard
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