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The Vegan Breakfast was a sexual move made popular in late 2010 by several people from Richmond, VA. It entails a male of any size or girth inserting his penis head into the un-circumcised foreskin of another male and then ejaculating. This is known as a Vegan Breakfast.
Rob and Mike never get tired of their Vegan Breakfasts.
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steak and cheese omelette with a tall glass of milk
May I take your order?
Yes, I'll have the vegan's bane with a side of hash browns.
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A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
From the Simpsons.
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Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.
I am, of course, a great example.
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Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!
This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.
a small group of elitist vegans who think that they are better than everyone else purely because of their vegan tendancies. they also avoid interacting with anyone that is not vegan.
"Hey, don't sit over there, that's the vegan patrol's territory."
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