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A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
Here two men and six women are having an orgy. The women must all create a circle and the two men must insert there penis into them like russian roulette, the women who get the penis must guess which of the men did it.
Why wasn't you answering your phone?
Oh I was playing wonder butt with John and Carl.
To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.
That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.
When you are out of hot dog buns and have to substitute a slice of wonder bread.
Dude, are we out of hot dog buns?
Yeah Brah, gotta use a piece of bread and make a wonder dog.
A magical place called Wonder Fonder Candy Land
"OMG WONDER FONDER CANDY LAND IS FULL OF CANDY!"
South of the border aka hop on the vag train
Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?