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A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees
That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction
Puking outside after a heavy night and eating a salad. 3 weeks later a tomato plant started growing.
Dude, i got home and remember that guy that puked in the garden. All of a sudden theres a tomato plant growing. He made a chunder wonder
Another word for tribadism--when someone rubs their vulva against another vulva or set of genitals in a non penetrative manner.
My girlfriend and I were scissoring last night.
Oh, you mean wonder twinning?
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!
Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.
Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.
Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.