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Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!
Let's do a penis bump!
In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)
Boy that lass is instant penis-food.
When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,
Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.