The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.
I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.
any thing that you can see/check your reflection in that isnt an actual mirror
we were walking by a building, and the glass siding was such a good urban mirror that we HAD to check ourselves out!
Buy a Urban dictionary mug for your brothe- *chokes*
NO
The Urban Dicuary
Shaggy... the god of the universe of all he can destroy anything. Using 0.1 percent of his power which is a lot for any average person. Think of the strongest man on earth he’s 0.000001 percent of his power idiot.
Urban Shaggy the god of the universe
What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.
Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!
a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
you know. THAT LAUGH THAT . u made. its like a cackle + chuckle + wheeze. but its like 90 octaves higher than ur normal voice/laugh? yeah that
ryan: exists.
me, a very high octave laugh since urban dictionary is gay and wont let me just say high octave laugh: HSDGHIEHBVHDIJHEVWGQHEIJHVDSHUIWHQVEGDHJKZHEWAHE GDUHsj