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Urban Dickfinitions

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.

John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020


can I make a word in the urban dictionary

yes you can

can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can

by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023


Dic Urbans

1. A restaurant where farmers and the help meet to run shit... A secret restaurant where farmers (shepherds) meet with multi-talented employees and volunteers meet for the multiplication of the flocks, crops and the good for its property's, dominions.

Senetor John asked the secretary to make a reservation at Dic Urbans to discuss a raise for the farm.

by N8BaLLIN March 4, 2023


Urban parisilk

A fake silk shirt worn by an urban man from Tanzania.

He wore an urban parisilk shirt for his urban photo shoot.

by Urbanmole September 23, 2016


The first definition on Urban Dictionary

The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man

Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man

by Freddy Fastbear September 30, 2024


urban litter

Classless , uneducated city dwellers that have an undeserved sense of entitlement and ruin people’s island vacations.

We went to San Juan for a peaceful beach vacation but the whole island was trashed by the urban litter coming in on cheap ass flights.

by B.Milli March 2, 2021


Urban Dictionary's content guidlines

Policy of the Urban Dictionary

Please show me the Urban Dictionary's content guidlines.

by whateverisyounamecalled November 3, 2022