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Shooting cum out of the dicks on my shoulder
I just BlicqK Dos in the other room
She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from
Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack
Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie
Having a shit in your hand and then having a wank with it.
Mate......why have are you doing a bennion that's dirty
got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted
Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"
When your belly sticks out more than your pp (penis) do!
Man bro... you gaining some weight! You gotta pp do!