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The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!
Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.
Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?
can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can
1. A restaurant where farmers and the help meet to run shit... A secret restaurant where farmers (shepherds) meet with multi-talented employees and volunteers meet for the multiplication of the flocks, crops and the good for its property's, dominions.
Senetor John asked the secretary to make a reservation at Dic Urbans to discuss a raise for the farm.
A fake silk shirt worn by an urban man from Tanzania.
He wore an urban parisilk shirt for his urban photo shoot.
The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man
Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man
When you get addicted to publishing definitions on Urban dictionary and you post exactly 11 definitions on the same day within the space of time between 12:00am and 4:15am.
Urban SpaceX webpage:
DATE: February 5, 2022
VEHICLE: United Laugh Alliance Isis V 500 Series
MISSION: A commercial small laugh launch vehicle developed by Asstra will launch six small experimental PubeSats developed by Urban NASA and U.S. muliversities. The payloads include the PubeSat Radio Interferometry Experiment, consisting of two small laughs, the OBAMA 1 PubeSat, the ohnospheric Neutertron Content Analyzer, PubeSat, and a mission called Urban Spree. What I'm trying to say is we need to post exactly eleven Urban Dictionary definitions between 12:00am and 4:15am to make sure this definition is accurate and factual.
LAUNCH SITE: OK Air Force Station - the OKest site we could find.
LAUNCH WINDOW: 12:00am - 4:15am CST
Urban Spree? More Like Urban Jihad.
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That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.
Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.