like Greenland

1. Very very cold weather or temperature

2. Nasty, cold, hostile

1.

Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'

or

Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'

2.

'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.

Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.

ray likes rabbits

It's a girl who loves rabbits

Dang Ray likes rabbits a lot

Shame-liking

The act of going on to LinkedIn to debase yourself by “liking” posts from your superiors solely for purposes of professional advancement.

The CEO just posted a thought piece on LinkedIn and it already has likes or comments from nearly every company VP. Forget customer service or innovation, our real corporate culture is shame-liking.

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*