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The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.
Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.
1. Youtuber that flexes money and does gay onlyfans videos and kisses "island boys"
2. The absolute spawn of satan a disgusting pussy who cant fight for shit and hides behind his bodyguards and jerks off to jake paul videos
3 year old kid: Im gonna go watch jack doherty
Me: *Teabags the kid*
Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
When you 100% a game
When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series
Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference
A turbo pair of twisted testicles torsioned tastefully that smell like fromunda
Bro, nah, how in the frick, you gonna be smelling all foul. Did you forget to clean your jack sack?