the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)
Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good
When you jack off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
Only the BEST place to get sports news on snapchat
Hey man, forget about espn, let’s watch Real_Sports by Jack
a lad who lives in burton ohio with all his friend
Someone who presents themselves as a wreck and a jackass at the same time
That guy at the gas pump wearing linen pant and flaring his hands around in anger is a wracket jack.
This boy is the definition of perfection. He looks like he has been sculpted by God himself. He was honestly made by the hands of God and was chiselled to perfection by Jesus.
“My god that boy is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful… just overall perfection”
“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick
Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!