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a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
Having consentual sexual relations with a female.
'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys
Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."