clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months🤡.
xx: why this "x1" group already disbanded?
one it: *cries*
When you tell something to someone and they told you "every one say that"
-luis leobardo say a lot "every one say that"
When you have so much fun with someone you as them to your friends list. Then a few months later you look at your list and go "who the hell is this?"
This is not to be confused with a one night stand.
SnIpEr_4_lYfE_420 and I had fun last night, it may be a one game stand though.
the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻
person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter
In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.
Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!
To order a water in a coffee shop or restaurant.
Give me one on the city...
A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again