Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis
A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay
“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay
When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.
Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.
White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!
Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---
White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!