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Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)
Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
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Look at those gingers.. Red head rat rooters
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Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.
After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"
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a childish way to call someone mean.
the kids on the playground were calling each other big stupid meany heads.
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Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
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another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.
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kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
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Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!
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