annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord

An annoying sibling/brother that is trying to get into your discord account without your consent

You: bro my annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord
Your friend: broo thats fucked up

Get a daughter sniffer mug for your buddy Trump

DAMN RIGHT I WILL GET A DAUGHTER SNIFFER MUG FOR MY BUDDY TRUMP! BIDEN IS A DAUGHTER SNIFFER. HE WILL SNIFF YOUF SON AS WELL. AND YOUR SON'S SON! AND YOUR SON'S SON'S SON! MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIEND'S SON UNTIL THE END OF THE SUN! DAMN, THERE ARE A LOT OF SONS!

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Me: not a coincidence

DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME

What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...

DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!

Do you know when we get out?

The most asked question in any highschool, ever.

"Hey." "Do you know when we get out?"

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce

"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

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somebody get this freaking duck away from me

The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"

"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.

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Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

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