penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles
“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”
Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.
Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
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average size, negative inches
Used to describe a man with a small wiener
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A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.