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it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
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Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".
Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
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When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.
Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"
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Cut my fingers off so I won't text someone.
I want to text him so bad, Cut my fingers off!!
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A more proper way of saying i gots to crap
look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool
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A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.
Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"
Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."
Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.
Rob: :(
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When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.
Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.
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