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A jack is a rare breed of an unidentifiable being, with minuscule beedy features. He will often shout “sus” or, on a good day, “sussy baka”, this would appear to be his mating call. However, recently this has been proven quite ineffective on the female species, however this makes all the males extremely Rambunctious
Oh My Lordy lord is that a jack in that crowd of testosterone?
Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger
Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack
Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring finger
Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack
A man of very large stature. Jack is kind, compassionate, and insanely intelligent. However, he usually lacks confidence and won't acknowledge his qualities. He will do his best to help you with all your troubles and will even do your homework for you if you ask nicely. He is particularly knowledgeable when it comes to science, and may even be on the autism spectrum. If you have a Jack in your friend group, you have a friend for life, a lovable teddy bear and an intimidating bodyguard all rolled up into one.
Dave: Oh man, I'm really struggling with this science homework.
Josh: Sounds like you need a Jack in your life.
He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack