March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day
A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.
Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.
And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.
A racist way of calling a asian
Hey, You chinky monkey
Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!
Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"
Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!