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When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."
"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
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A term to describe a whiner, slacker or someone who generally lacks common sense. Or someone who has birth marks, zits or a tattoo on there behind which may resemble nipples.
Hey butt tits, why didn't you close the door behind you? Do you live in a doorless barn?
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A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.
Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!
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A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.
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1: An accident waiting to happen.
2: An accident prone individual who also enjoys anal activities.
Boo Boo butt bang is working again tonight, something is bound to be good n’ fucked.
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A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest
Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt
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