car mitzvah

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish

Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins

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My car

MY CAR NOT YOUR CAR :(

3: i have a car
1: but its not your car
2: ITS MY CAR YOU-
3:No its My car

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Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

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Car Ride

To place bare ass on another persons face and rip ass. This gives the feeling of sticking ones head out of a moving vehicle.

Her hair flew back as I bent over and gave her a car ride.

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Car Guy

The male version of a horse girl.

Person 1: „Hey, what are you into“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“

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funny car

A 6,000 horsepower hellride with a wretched treacherous noise

If your real bad youll watch without plugging your ears.
You have to be hardcore to do it

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ice car

Jin Kisaragi's vehicle of choice. Pretty unstable, so the driver tends to get flung forward while haphazardly flailing about. Best used while yelling, "DIE! DISSIPATE! (alternatively, DIE! STAND DOWN!)" in order to hide the fact that the driver has no idea what he's doing.

I'm at full screen, so I'll drive my ice car to close the gap!

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