brain rape

to abuse psychologically, fuck with someone's head, to manipulate, play with, or otherwise mess with an other's mind, especially to gain sexual advantage or emotional dependency.

a: "how long are you going to stay with that loser? He treats you like shit."

b: "aw, it's my fault, i deserve it, and i love him"

a: "you're getting brain raped"

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Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

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smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

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Bean brain

A mildly stupid person. A step up from retard, but not quite moron.

Oh, come on, you bean brain! Everybody knows Elton John is gay!

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Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

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butt brain

a butt brain is a person that has shit for brains.

Jimmy is such a butt brain.

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brain snatch'd

With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.

With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...

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