love u

A half-baked expression of love. Purposefully, leaving out the "I" in "I love you" so as not to take ownership. Usually in the form of a text message, it spells doom for a committed relationship.

Man: You are my moon and my stars. I love you.

Woman: Love u.

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u snooze u lose

If U don't take care of ur love--U lose ur love

Don't pay attention to ur girl--wife- whatever--they walk away--for they think U don't love them--U snooze u lose

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U thought

When u trick someone

U want a soda SIKE U THOUGHT

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u jelly?

Asking and usually implying someone is jealous of something that makes you better than them. Usually the reaction is hilarious.

Person A: How did I get a D?!

Person B: I got an A+!

Person A: FUUUUU!

Person B: u jelly?

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u<i

Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.

You is less than myself.

ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl

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u ride

When you have to take a piss. U is for urination.

Also a rap song by DSU

Hey man, watch my beer, I gotta go take a U ride.

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U Turn

When you take a 12 inch double headed dildo, put one end in a girls vagina and the other in the anus. Thus the dildo forms the shape of a "U"

Oh man, i was rammin my chick with a double headed dildo last night and i put the shit in her ass, so i fuckin pulled a U turn on that slut

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