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January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!
January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick
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half a hand job followed by half a blow job
Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)
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That 1-L isn't going to make law review unless Sandra Day O'Connor comes in and takes his final for him.
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Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
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How myspacers put emphasis on certain things. If you ask me its annoying, not cool or cute.
Supposed to be a "mistake" while making exclamation marks where the shift button is "accidentally" depressed while pushing 1.
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National hug your shortest best friend day. Girl or guy.
Me: Hey, it’s November 1, you know what that means?
Friend: Uh oh....
Me: *Suffocates then with a hug*
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Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).
This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
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