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when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up
You're doing it right now
If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this
staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
When you presently are in a book.
Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!
An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see
Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p
This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid