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When you lick your finger and put it up your partners bum hole
I can’t belive you have your husband a wet joey
A word often used for someone who has severe brain damage and can’t comprehend anything said to them.
God you are such a Joey Zezza!
When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.
I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.
When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.
Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey
A singer who first received fame by being one fifth of the iconic boyband, “New Kids On The Block”. He was best known as being the young /cute member, and went on to have decent luck at a solo career. Joe Mac brings humor and passion to the music industry.
A : “Joey McIntyres eyes are so beautiful!”
B : “I know! That baby blue color never gets old!”
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Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
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