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Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?
The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
a thong or any skimpy female underwear
I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before
The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.
Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.
Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?
a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks
person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.