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A short wanna-be asain kid who sounds like a 10-year old on Xbox screaming when he was found boosting. He has already hit puberty, but still sounds like a a cat being nudered. Fans that like him usually commit suicide after going to one of his concerts. As for the other fans, they either masturbate (incliding guys) or have gay sex because they want to be just like him.
OMG, its justin bieber.
No, thats just a guy jacking off.
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the #1 threat to the universe who when he gets more fans his power grows until he comes to the point were his power level becomes that of Chuck Norris, Broly, Dr.Octagonapus, and Goku combined. She claims to be a male singer despite the fact her voice is that of a 10 year old girl. unless she dies soon she will destroy the universe with horrible music and brainwash almost every female to believing Justin Bieber is attractive. eventually she will have destroyed any decent music band such as BTR, Nickleback, and any other band that is better than her(in other words every1)
JB fangirl: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO HAWT!!!!!!1111111 and you just hate him coz ur jealous
me:no he just disables my powers
JB fangirl: what powers?-radio explodes- wth?
me:-turns into super sayin- kah-meh hah-meh HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-shoop da whoop
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An alternate name for a pubic hair; one that has been dislodged from a human body and left behind in a public place
I was going to take a dump in mall bathroom when suddenly I realized someone left a Justin Bieber on the toilet seat. Needless to say I went to another stall to take a shit.
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A little fag who likes singing about being a lesbian. When she was a little girl she was not good at any sports. Know her single Mommy can't take care of her so usher has to take care of her.
Justin Bieber Talking To Her Boy Friend
Justin: Hey Baby, guess what?
Her Boy friend: What?
Justin: I'm pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHHH like pregnant, pregnant, pregnant OHHH
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Is that Justin Bieber?
No, it's a gay fat ugly chipmunk.
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He's a 16 year old man who is super sexy. Has an amazing voice and DOESN'T sound like a 10 year old girl. ( Listen to his voice in his new songs and you'll see that he doesn't sound like a girl. ) He's from Canada and yeah, us Canadians are proud. Most guys that hate on him are just jelous becasue he can get almost any girl he wants and most girls that don't like say that cause they know that they don't have a chance with him. People don't just like him for his looks, really, there are people that like him for his voice and his lyrics in his songs. You're not going to hear you parents talking about how hot he is if they like him for is voics and you probably won't hear many guys talking about how hot he is. So don't hate on him and call him gay because he's not gay. He's just trying to live out his dream, just let him be and keep your smartass comments to yourself, really want did he every do to you? You don't even know the kid. You'd probably like him if you got to know him.
Justin Bieber -
1 hot
2 sexy
3 amazing
4 thankful
Canadians -
1 don't have pet polar bears/penguins, just saying.
2 live in houses, not friging igloos. Well some do up north.
3 amazing hockey players.
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the 15 year-old hottie that is taking over the music industry. found by Scooter Braun and mentored by Usher, Bieber is true talent. One Less Lonely Girl, One Time-- yeah, both his.
girl a- hey are you one of those girls that like that Justin Bieber kid?
girl b- YEAH! you aren't?
girl a- no, he's weird.
girl b- YOU are weird.
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